Monday, October 22, 2007

haiku 10/21/2007

written at work

Nothing says fun like
still being at work at 3
on Sunday morning.


~ an F1 championship decided, in haiku ~

The race has started.
Good starts for Kimi, and that
other guy - Freddy.

But Lewis made a
mistake and is stuck back in
seventh. Drive drive drive!

Oh no! Some sort of
problem with Lewis' car.
He's back in eighteenth.

Massa is leading.
Kimi in second, Freddy
in third. Oh, Lewis!

First round of stops done.
Massa, Kimi, Freddy. And
Lewis in fourteenth.

How will Ferrari
get Kimi past Massa? In
the pits for certain.

Lewis up to twelfth.
Slowly clawing his way back.
Stuck behind Vettel.

Ninth! He's up to ninth.
Kimi second, Freddy fourth.
Don't know who would win?

Kimi and Freddy
would be tied, I think. Not sure
about tiebreakers.

More than halfway done.
Most nerve-wracking race that I
ever remember.

Lewis is in eighth.
More pit stops coming. Kimi
into first place now??

(McDreamy does voice-
overs for Mazda ads! Too
bad it's only voice.)

Only twenty-two
laps left. If it ended now
Freddy would win it.

KIMI INTO THE
LEAD!! If they finish as-is,
Kimi wins it all!

Aah, I can't take it!
It's just too much! Thank god it's
not always like this!

Hamilton fastest
lap. Too little, too late? He's
still stuck down in 8th.

Eleven laps left.
Kubica just had a great
pass! So much drama!

Down to ten laps left!
Drivers are all over the
place! Craziest race!

Six left. Lewis is
really trying. Looks like it
will be Kimi's race.

Kimi Fastest Lap
with five left. He's not messing
around. Almost there!

ONE LAP LEFT. This
is it! C'mon, just finish
as-is! Almost!!! Yay!

HE WON! KIMI WON!
Feel bad for Lewis; thank god
it wasn't Freddy.

Lewis will have so
many chances, I think. At
least Kimi got one!!

Kimi can smile! Who
knew? It all fell right for him
today. Finally!

Now I have a new
lucky shirt. My Senna T.
The great Brazilian.

So many months 'til
the '08 season starts. Need
to take a long nap.

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